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This is the Chronicle of House av Vedrafjord, in which is contained the record of its yearly fortunes, glories and difficulties. 1400-1452 - 1400 - A ten feet tall woman was crucified in the county of Gwent. - 1401 - A dragon was seen in the county of Ormond. - 1402 - A giant destroyed several villages in Dublin, but then disappeared without trace. - 1403 - As a distinguished leader of the Hermetic Society, Duke Robert invited all members to partake in a Grand Debate. Duke Robert of Munster went to war against King Adolf of Ireland in a bid for independence. Pope Clemens V, leader of all Catholic faithful, died coughing his lungs up on

This is the Chronicle of House av Vedrafjord, in which is contained the record of its yearly fortunes, glories and difficulties. 1300-1399 - 1300 - King Tressach of Connachta went to war against Sultana Æthelgifu of Éire. Tressach av Vedrafjord created the title of Duchy of Capua, confirming his growing power with much ceremony and celebration. - 1301 - King Tressach of Connachta married Margrethe, daughter of Baron Ture of Viborg on 9 Feburary, 1301. King Tressach of Connachta went to war against Sultana Æthelgifu of Éire. - 1302 - The army of King Tressach of Connachta, commanded by Pere Ormstunga, was victorious in t

This is the Chronicle of House av Vedrafjord, in which is contained the record of its yearly fortunes, glories and difficulties. 1200-1299 - 1200 - Villagers saw blood raining from the sky in the county of Tuadhmhumhain. - 1201 - Mumu was attacked by the Anglo-Saxon realm of Leofweald's Host, ruled by Leofweald. Leofweald of Leofweald's Host lost the war against King Eochaid of Mumu. - 1202 - King Eochaid of Mumu went to war against King Æthelwold of England. King Eochaid of Mumu successfully led his armies, taking Roscommon from the enemy. King Eochaid of Mumu successfully led his armies, taking Tuam from the enemy. - 1203 - Echthi

This is the Chronicle of House av Vedrafjord, in which is contained the record of its yearly fortunes, glories and difficulties. 1130-1199 - 1130 - Countess Richenza, the wife of Earl Gil of Urmhumhain, was murdered on the orders of Earl Gil of Urmhumhain on 29 November, 1130. Earl Gil of Urmhumhain married Tailltiu on 22 December, 1130. - 1131 - The earth shook for three days in Urmhumhain, killing two hundred peasants and a priest. - 1132 - Urmhumhain saw an unusually bountiful harvest this year. - 1133 - A ten feet tall woman was crucified in the county of Urmhumhain. - 1134 - Tens of thousands of crows birds invaded Urmhumhain just b

This is the Chronicle of House av Vedrafjord, in which is contained the record of its yearly fortunes, glories and difficulties. 1066-1129 - 1066 - Earl Ragnarok of Urmhumhain, vassal of King Murchad of Mumu died a natural death on 7 Feb, 1066. His son Ragnvald becomes Earl of Urmhumhain, Ragnvald’s heir is Amlaíb his 1 year old son (mother unknown). Earl Ragnvald of Urmhumhain married Aíbinn on 24 June, 1066. - 1067 - A strange plague killed thousands of wild rabbits in the county of Urmhumhain. - 1068 - A goat with three heads was born in Urmhumhain. - 1069 - Several people in Urmhumhain spoke of seeing strange shapes d

Venom looks into the mirror seeing the face of his former boss and friend, a legend the world knows as Big Boss. How it would laugh if it learned this face was a fake; a phantom of Snake’s making. Didn’t fool Skullface though and the rest of the world could be right behind him. No, the world didn’t know big boss as a man only as a legend and only of his feats on the battlefield. The world didn’t know the fears and regrets that drove him to create MSF and Outer Heaven. I didn’t even know him and I considered him my friend or maybe I was just a tool and deluded myself into thinking we were friends. The real Big

Charon’s life could be described in a few words: a living hell. Raised as a servant for whoever held his contract and any disobedience could be punished. In the early days when he disobeyed they used a shock collar to punish him and when that didn’t work they beat him within an inch of his life. Even when his contract was in the hands of masters to weak or cowardly to actually hurt him he was afraid of punishment. His last master was Ahzrukhal, a ghoul who loved caps and nothing else. It was in his employment that he met J.J. the Lone Wanderer a vault dweller who Galaxy News Radio made out to be some kind of Messiah. After J.J. b

Within the Capital Wasteland there is a small settlement known as The Republic of Dave and this is the story of its destruction. Within the walls of the Republic the children go to school and learn of the adventures of President “Daddy” and of the horrible world outside while the older children did various chores and the wives tended to the many needs of the President. Just another day in the republic. Meanwhile on a rocky ledge that overlooked the republic is two men in blood stained leather armor carrying a large rusted case. “Do you think this will work?” The bald one asks. His boss smiles “Jericho, relax i

Chrom: Hey Robin got a minute? Robin: Sure Chrom, I can spare a minute what wrong? Chrom: I think…my worst fears have come true. Robin: You can’t possibly mea- Chrom: My daughter has a boyfriend! Robin: I was going to say Gangrel rising from the grave but this could also count as a crisis. Chrom: I just don’t understand; how could this have happened. Robin: Well, Lucina isn’t a child anymore s- Chrom: Wait. What made you think I was talking about Lucina? Robin: Um, Cynthia and Yarne haven’t been subtle so I just assumed- Chrom: Wait…you knew?! Robin: Umm… Chrom: I see…not only did my